what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
It was confusing and full of hummus
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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