This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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