I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Do you still have your period?
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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