Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I just had sex on a roof
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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