Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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