Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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