I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
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He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
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Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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