my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
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