We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
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I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
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I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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