It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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