What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
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he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
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Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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