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You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
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& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
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I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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