I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
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Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
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He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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