Umm I'm too high to move.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize