so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
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I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
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This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
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