it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
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I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
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You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
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