Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
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Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
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Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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