Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
now i know why i became what i already was.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
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as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
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She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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