Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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