Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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