4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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