We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
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