Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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