so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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