I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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