I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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