I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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