never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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