the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
They have beer where we have blood.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
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