Someone shit on the floor
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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