I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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