what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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