Your dad touched me again.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
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Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
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Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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