i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
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DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
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He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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