Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
Randomize
