i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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