He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
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something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
He better not be in your backpack
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
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She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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