that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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