At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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