Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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