was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
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This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
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At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
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