I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
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You did a strip tease for the toilet.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
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Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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