doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
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