i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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