Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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