i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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