He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
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