There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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