i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
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i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
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I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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