nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
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