I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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