i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
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No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
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He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I think people are normalizing furries
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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