Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
A bitchslap is in order.
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