yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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